Curated Procrastination Pencils Mens Novelty Gifts

PROCRASTINATION PENCILS

Procrastination is a fine art, a way of being comprising skills honed over many years. These skills can include, but are not limited to: coffee drinking, list making, couch warming, Netflix binging, plan boasting, dog and cat patting, excuse giving, pain feigning and illness fabricating.

For the procrastinator in your life, they need a writing implement suitably signed to reflect their state of mind, and we have just the lead for their pencil: Procrastination Pencils.

These pencils feature praise-worthy procrastination phrases including:

You can’t possibly work in an untidy room
A to-do list, you need a to do list!
Hmmm… what’s for lunch?
Go on, take me for a doodle!
You probably need another coffee
Just chew on me and look thoughtful for a bit

They’ll just adore doodling, writing lists and doing other procrastinator things with these pencils. Just don’t expect your friend to use them to actually get something done.

FEATURES

• For your procrastinate mate
• Great for doodling & lists
• Why not chew on the end of one?

SPECIFICATIONS

• Dimensions: 19.5 x 6 x 1.5 cms
• Material: Wood
• Inclusions: 6 x HB Pencils
• Colour: Outer is Yellow & Grey