William Valentine Micro Penis Coffee Mug

MICRO PENIS COFFEE MUG

 

They say that size doesn’t matter… But do any of us really believe that?

 

This coffee mug is covered in tiny little doodles of doodles! Just a whole lot of micro d#cks to get your day started. 

 

It’s a very cheeky novelty gift. You can use it to suggest a co-worker is over compensating, or to suggest a friend needs to get back into the dating world. Or maybe they’re a little TOO deep in the dating world. 

 

It comes in a box printed with the same pattern, with the unmissable “MICRO PENIS” title just to really dig it in.

 

FEATURES

• Make sure you bring your magnifying glass
• A cheeky (and slightly cruel) Kris Kringle gift
• Does size REALLY matter?
• Covered in tiny doodles

SPECIFICATIONS

• Material: Ceramic
• Diameter: 8.5cms