Yellow Octopus Everything Bush Grade Dropbear Repellent | 8 Hour Protection

DROPBEAR REPELLENT | 9 HOUR PROTECTION

You’re sitting around the campfire, telling a few yarns and toasting some marshmallows. The menthol freshness of the Australian bush air invigorates the senses. In the distance, Kookaburras sing. It’s a relaxing weekend after a hard week at work. 

THEN BAM!! DROPBEAR!

Out of nowhere, descending from a Eucalyptus tree, a dark shadow. A dull thud as it hits the dry earth. The crack of sunburnt twigs rings under the weight of a violent beast. 

The red hues of fire ignite a fierce face, teeth gnashed and fur erect in a centuries-old display of territorial supremacy. 

It goes for the kids first – a mere entree. Grandpa Ned doesn’t stand a chance. A few marshmallows in between, a refreshing pallet cleanser. 

It saves you for last. 

Fable? Myth? Think again. Dropbears are found in every nook of the Australian bush, waiting for their opportunity to pounce. They especially love tourists. 

If the above scenario scares you, do not go camping without the protection of DIZKOALAFLY – Bush Grade Dropbear Repellent.

THE BEAST: 

Dropbearius Koalius, more commonly know as the Dropbear, is an Australian native marsupial commonly found in the cooler climate bushland areas of Australia. Famous for theit style of attack – dropping from the heights of the tallest gumtrees on top of unsuspecting prey, Dropbears are a hazard that until now has gone un-guarded against.

THE SOLUTION:

Dropbear Repellent is the world-first pump action repellent for Dropbears. Designed to be easy to use and highly effective, Dropbear Repellent is a must-have for anyone venturing outdoors in the Australian wilderness. 

Easy To Use

Dropbear repellent is super-simple to use. Simply spray all over yourself, especially around the armpits and genitals, to protect yourself from attacks from Dropbears. Ify ou’re camping in the bush, spray all over your tent and anywhere you’ll be stopping, like your toilet hole or campfire. 

Long-lasting & Convenient

Dropbear Repellent will give you 8 hours of protection, enough for hiking, bushwalking or any outdoor activity that will see you susceptible to Dropbear Attack. Reapplication is advised if you’re getting all hto and sweaty, so the compact portable pump bottle makes carrying your Dropbear Repellent with you easy. 

Tried & Tested

Dropbear Repellent is the only product in the world clinically proven to repel Dropbears using a scientifically formulated concoction of VB Beer, the juice from barbecued sausages, foreigner faeces and other secret ingredients. 

Whether you’re going on a day hike, camping in the outback or you just live close to gumtrees, make sur eyou and your family are protected from the dangers of Dropbear attacks with Dropbear Repellent – available now!

FEATURES

• 8 hour protection 
• Convenient portable size
• Tourist tested!
• Aussie bush grade
• Eays to use
• Safe for children
• Great for camping, hiking & travel 

SPECIFICATIONS

• Dimensions: 20 x 7 cms 
• Application: Apply every 8 hours or more frequently if active/sweating 
• Care instructions: Do not spray near fire. Do not spray into eyes. Is not effective against a Dropbear if it is already attacking you.