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RIDSTERÂ HIPSTER REPELLENT SPRAY
Similar to mosquitos, hipsters have a tendency to suck. But unlike mosquitos, hipsters require more than a half-hearted swat to go the hell away. So we’ve created a product to help.Â
Repel those pesky left-leaning political pedants by filling the air with the powerfully potent pong of everything hipsters hate with a single spray of RIDSTER – the world-first Hipster Repellent Spray!

RIDSTER is a patented concoction of concentrated ingredients packing a punch so disgustingly unattractive it’s guaranteed to keep hipsters at least 10 metres away with a single spray.
The main ingredients – microwaved instant coffee and non-organic avocado – are paralysing to hipsters if inhaled, so it’s highly recommended you spray RIDSTER directly into hipster faces for maximum affect.
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RIDSTER also contains traces of loose jeans essence and mainstream pop culture powder to add an extra ‘ugh’ factor for hipsters.
Packaged in a pump bottle, RIDSTER is conveniently portable, perfect for on-the-go hipster repelling.
Stride confidently into record stores, coffee shops, art galleries and onto public transit knowing you’re adequately armed in the event you encounter a bearded band of vintage-clad wankers.  Â

FEATURES
- Non-lethal!
- One spray keeps hipsters 10 metres away
- Paralysing if used directly in the face
- Convenient pump bottle packaging
- Great gift for non-hipster residents of gentrifying suburbsÂ
SPECIFICATIONS
- Dimensions: 20 x 7 cmsÂ
- Ingredients:Â Â Water, microwaved instant coffee, non-organic avocado, loose jeans essence, mainstream pop culture powder
- Directions for use: Apply liberally to your body, spray into the air around you, or spray directly into hipster’s face.


















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